Funny Birthday Wishes

Here’s a kiss and a hug from your granny,
And the gentlest of pats on your fanny,
Which we grown-ups bestow,
When we hope that you’ll grow,
To be hardworking, loving, and canny.

And your grandpa directs me to add,
a check for your mom and your dad,
To deposit for you,
So you can get through,
University as undergrad.

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You may have crossed fifty
But mum says you are still nifty

You may have aged a bit
But young, is your spirit

You may have become weaker
But in your mind, you are stronger

Here’s a birthday wish for a dad
Who by heart, is still a teenage lad.

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My daddy is the strongest
Not because he can lift the heaviest

But because he is the reason
Why I can have fun

He is the coolest dude
Always happy, never crude

I want to grow up to be the same man
Because I am my daddy’s biggest fan.

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